Three random things that really annoy me
(And all of them have happened here at work in the last 24 hours)

1. When people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Whether you do it at home is your own dirty business. But when I'm in the bathroom with you in a public place, can't you at least wash up for my benefit and peace of mind?

2. When people lick their fingers when thumbing through a stack of papers. I don't want anything to do with your saliva.

3. When people say "Can I ask you a question?" You just did! And does anyone ever respond "No, you absolutely may not ask me a question"? Life is short- get to the point.