Operation: Garner Freedom

In the latest case of celebrity marriage gone wild, Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley have announced their separation. While failed marriage is a sad and serious matter, I must admit I felt a tinge of glee when I heard the news. Garner deserves way better, and the US Weeklys of the world now rejoice as she is finally free to enter the celeb gossip merry-go-round. She is easily one of the hottest women in Hollywood, and Foley is merely a has-been trying to salvage a career post-Felicity. This is a classic case of a guy who overachieved in marriage. Cris Judd, you are not alone.