THE ROUNDUP

I knew Suge Knight and Tha Row were hardcore, but this is getting ridiculous. While it's nothing new to have one of your rappers "jumped in," I think pressuring an artist to commit canibalism is a wee bit too "gangsta" for me. What is this rap world coming to?

Just when you thought Elizabeth Smart was the most unbelievable missing-persons survival story you'd ever heard, here come the Australians. If I saw this in a movie I would think it was preposterous, but here it is on CNN.

Last night when I turned to Sportscenter and saw a clip of the Kansas City Royals administering a beat-down on a Chicago fan, I naturally assumed it was just a replay of the incident that took place last September. How wrong I was. Think Comiskey Park may need a few more security guards perhaps?