He Should Just Call Himself "a.k.a"

As the saying goes, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck wit. That's right kids, 'Ol Dirty Bastard is out of jail and he's just signed with Jay-Z's Rocafella Records. Not only that, the man sometimes known as Russell Jones, Big Baby Jesus and Osiris has a new moniker: Dirt McGirt. And it doesn't stop there: the Mr. McGirt will also be the star of his own VH-1 reality series, "On Parole with ODB." No, I am not joking. For those who need more proof, check out this detailed transcript of yesterday's press conference.