Thank God For Televised Sports

What a ridiculously happy day Saturday will be for sports fans. First, we've got Clemens at Pedro at a rabid Fenway Park. Sure I'm getting sucked into the East Coast media's fantasy tale, but it's a very compelling matchup nonetheless. In the nightcap, we'll see if the Cubbies have enough to steal a game from the Dontrelle and the Marlins, who are giving off that Unlikely Team of Destiny vibe (see: Angels, 2002). And of course, there's the droolingly good slate of college football games. I plan on being at a sports bar for the majority of the proceedings, and my tentative viewing schedule for the day looks something like this:

9:00: Miami- Florida St.
12:30: Oklahoma-Texas.
12:30: Florida-LSU.
1:18: Red Sox-Yankees.
4:45: Tennesse-Georgia.
5:00: Cubs-Marlins.
6:00: Ohio St.-Wisconsin.
7:00: Stanford-USC.
11:00: I pass out after a 14-hour binge of sports, drink and merriment.